Surly Midget Unit (Protected SJW Class)

What is a surly midget?

  1. The A Team is a group of war criminals turned mercenary who get paid to protect you from criminals who want to get paid for protection.
    I’m sure all the plaintiffs will pool their money and hire a good ole hurt fee-fees lawyer eventually. Galati might help them, because feelings are sacrosanct.
  2. The B Team are the guys you hire if your credit isn’t good enough for the A Team.
    Kumar and Kimberlina hired the B Team, Matilda Lici and Shirley Righton LLP. Matilda is a greenhorn who may have war criminal allegations in her family history.
  3. The C Team is a bunch of surly midgets, Surly midgets are a protected class of persons who participate in the Special Olympics. Bronze is third place, ergo the C Team.
    Air Canada has their own “special” counsel Louise-Hélène Sénécal. as a proud member of the C Team for inclusivity points. Gotta hire the “special little people” to get your SJW credits.

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No, I do not think that this could be used as the cornerstone of a Mass Tort against Air Chinada. The actionable tort that Ms Louise-Hélène Sénécal served Chad and Stacy with is an individual tort, and would not be applicable to a mass tort. A mass tort requires a large number of people to have suffered similar harm due to the same action or inaction of the defendant. In this case, there is only one plaintiff (Chad and Stacy) who has suffered harm due to the actions of Air Chinada. Therefore, this individual tort cannot serve as the cornerstone for a mass tort against Air Chinada.